August 7th, 2007

so a bit of flash and maybe meme

okay here is my new idea for a meme. do it if you like. I had fun with it. Write a bit of flash fiction. Keep it less than 100 words. Then post it in your journal. Comments are welcome.

“We are the right proper bastards of the universe we are!” The sergeants voice bellowed through the headset. His crisp british accent made them words almost sound reassuring in their madness.

The large metal door infantry pod slowly opened to the martian landscape and red armored forms made ready to charge. “Do you bastards want to live for ever?!” The Sarge cried as he charged forward leading the first waive into the dust and death.

“I don’t know about forever, but the next 60 minutes might be good” Said the corporal who nervously crossed the breach like a cautious lion.

for those interested in dixie.


Original artwork by Kristen Bays for Pendant Productions

Episode 13 - "The Disheartening Discovery"

The trip back to the United States provides Dixie some time to think, but she's not happy about the conclusions she comes to. A short stop over in Georgia allows for some downtime on the Pearson Peach Plantation, where Cornelius has a few surprising announcements!

"Umket Industries Presents: The Dixie Stenberg and Brassy Battalion Adventure Theater" is a serialized, full-cast audio adventure with one new episode every month. Available for free download in .mp3 format, or as a Podcast!

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Featuring the voice talents of:

Rene Christine Jones as Dixie Stenberg
Shannon Gaffney as Frank McGuff
Steve Anderson as Reginald Billingsley
Jeremiah McCoy as Archibald Withersby
Pete Milan as Freudenberg
Jon Sulzbach as Cornelius Robert Sims Pearson
Anthony Piselli as Joey Scalzetti
Chris Brittain as Thomas Galen
Perry Whittle as Benedikt Adarchenko
Alicia Laine Matheson as Lily LaRue
Kathryn Pryde as Geist
Justin Daube as Volker
Philip Weber as SCAR Trooper 1
David Ault as SCAR Trooper 2
Alicia Marie Barton as Esmerelda
Julie Goldstein as the Robot
Amanda Fitzwater as Nebulon
Kristen Bays as the Umket Triplets
Jeffrey Bridges as the Commercial Announcer
And Seth Adam Sher as your host

Written and created by by Jeffrey Bridges
Directed by Seth Adam Sher
Cover art by Kristen Bays
Produced by Pendant Productions

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