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As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.

I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.

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tomdpimp
Oct. 3rd, 2006 12:54 am (UTC)
Where does he get those wonderful toys?

Bob? Gun! *Bang*
aveareya
Oct. 3rd, 2006 02:01 pm (UTC)
And from his sidekick: 'you sure do put the fun in funeral, mr. J'
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