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how does he do it.

How does one of the most talentless and hated directors in hollywood keep getting great people to be in his movies. Uwe Boll is a talentless hack, but some how he keeps selling his films.

http://www.inthenameoftheking.com/

Okay Jason Statham is not an acting giant but look at some of the other names involved.

John Rhys-Davies
Ray Liotta
Matthew Lillard
Leelee Sobieski
Burt Reynolds(as the afore mentioned king, WTF)
Ron Perlman
Claire Forlani

Non of these folks suck. Okay Mathew Lillard can be annoying at times but he does not suck. Ray Liotta was in Goodfellas damn it. And Burt Reynolds as the king? Where the hell did that come from. It is a Uwe Boll film so it is going to suck. Did any of these actors not know that?

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silverdawnatl
Dec. 12th, 2007 01:27 pm (UTC)
We saw a poster for it in the theater and could tell right away that it would suck. How? Because she was cast in it: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0518085/
Now true, she was interesting and showed some talent in the Sci Fi series 'Painkiller Jane' but she was also the lead in 'Blood Rayne' which is unforgivable.

S~
virtualmel
Dec. 12th, 2007 03:06 pm (UTC)
"A dungeon siege tale"?

The subtitle screams lame.
nighthob
Dec. 12th, 2007 03:12 pm (UTC)
Does that mean they're laying siege to a dungeon? Or that there's a siege in the dungeon? Or that the dungeon is laying siege to something else?
hoshiadam
Dec. 12th, 2007 03:16 pm (UTC)
It means it is based loosely on the video game Dungeon Siege.

:)
virtualmel
Dec. 12th, 2007 03:38 pm (UTC)
Ah, I see. Layers of suckitude... Ugh.
nighthob
Dec. 12th, 2007 06:30 pm (UTC)
Huh. Interesting. I haven't played Dungeon Siege, so I can't comment on the game. Perhaps it's teh aweseom beyond all imagining. However, it has a really dumb name.

Dungeon Crawl? Okay.
Castle Siege? Fine.
Dungeons & Sieges? Not as alliterative as Dungeons and Dragons, but sure.
Dungeon Siege? This concept defies all logic.
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